ATTENTION ALL ALTEIL USERS: we are experiencing some technical issues with our systems. Team Alteil - a.k.a. EdgarFigaro, Logress, GaoGaiGirl, Annathered, and Lupos remotely from Florida are diligently working hard to repair the issue. Please bear with us and check back here, on the Alteil homepage for the latest status updates and news.

PLEASE NOTE: The game should be fine if you already have an account. That works fine.

This morning we started relocating our office, including major parts of our computer systems.  The game and the web servers, are thankfully located off site and are totally unaffected.  However, some Lupos' nifty custom scripts the site uses may or may not have stored some data on our office servers, and may not be working.  By this I mean the ranking dropdowns to the right of the page, which will be down for a few days.

I know we warned of possible downtime this morning, but as anyone who was on may have noticed, there wasn't any.  We got off lucky this time.  Horray for earth!  However, we've also been working round the clock moving stuff and weren't around when a Paypal issue popped up today.  Just to let everyone know, paypal is still working happily.  However, there might be some delay between when the transaction is approved and the Gran actually shows up in your account.  EPS is still instantanious.  With any luck, we'll have this issue fixed in a day or so, but have no fear, you will get your Gran.  If you think this has happened to you, please PM me on the forums and I'll investigate it. Or, just post in Fellana's laberatory, the bug forum.

Alteil may be experiencing some downtime upwards of a half hour starting at 9 A.M. We are in the process of moving our servers and may also experience downtime intermittent during the day. Stay tuned to Alteil.com for all the latest game and website news. Thank you for your consideration.

It's true! We're in the process of moving the Alteil offices and we are all tired. And this is a rankings post. So you all got what you clicked for. ...and here's the rankings link.

As always, anyone who fought in the arena receives at least 10 gran. Listed below are your top 5 weekly Iczers, top 3 guild, and guilds that became official.

TOP 5 WEEKLY RANKING ICZERS

1. BeezNeez
2. Yamagoku8059
3. Mavel
4. shrOomz
5. pigpwnsu

1. Royal Flush
2. Order of the Black Knights
3. SRX Team

GUILDS THAT BECAME OFFICIAL

• Alteil Messiahs
• Hyper Form
• italia
• Straw Hats
• Phenoca Pries-Spam
• Unknown
• Card Reader
• DEMENTIA

GUILDS THAT HAVE LEVELED

• Clan Wild 2 -> 3

It's that time again, CFT Monday. We have a winner AND a new contest. Kaosmikazuki has a tribute to Charlie the Unicorn. We're sad to say, no one made a Lisa Frank reference. Oh well. We had alot of quality submissions but only one can win. Your new challenge is: Lycanthrope: Fenrir and Flying. Get to it!

Remember, you should stick to one panel to achieve your joke, sweet and to the punch. But more is perfectly acceptable. You may not alter the cards in anyway or swap out the cards for others. The challenge is to make funny with the materials given. For more indepth rules, check the Card Flip Theater page.